At the train station, Gabrielle meets her niece Zazi, for whom he agreed to watch over the weekend. In the subway, where the girl so wanted to go, there is a strike, and they have to go home by taxi. Lucky is their friend Gabriel - Charles. Before going home, they have dinner at the Pogrebok cafe near Turandot and Mado Legs-Little, located in the same house. After dinner, Gabrielle and his wife Marcelin put Zazi to sleep, and Gabrielle leaves, almost forgetting her lipstick.
In the morning, taking advantage of the fact that the naive owners left the key in the keyhole, Zazi immediately runs away into the street. She is noticed by Turandot coming out of the cellar doors and chasing after her. As soon as he catches up with the girl, she throws a tantrum, convinces the crowd gathered at her cries that Turandot is a pedophile, and slowly escapes. Left alone, Zazi again tries to get into the subway, but the strike continues, and the entrance to the nearest station is still closed. She cries selflessly while sitting on a bench. At this time, Khmyr appears and offers her to drink a bottle of Coca-Cola in the light of day and a large crowd of people, in a word, without any vile intentions. They sit in a cafe, after which they go to the flea market, where Khmyr buys Zazi Blujinsa, whom she had long dreamed about. At lunch, the girl tells Khmyryu how a drunken father began to kiss her and obscenely paw, and at that time her mother appeared and crushed her father's skull with an ax.
After lunch in a cafe, Zazi tries to run away with the bluejins, but after a run he finds Khmyr, who, as if nothing had happened, is walking nearby. Khmyr immediately accuses the girl of stealing in front of a crowd of onlookers, and takes her home.
At home, Zazi joyfully tells Gabriel that he is a disguised policeman and wants to talk to him. Khmyr denies belonging to law enforcement officers and tells uncle that he is a merchant from a flea market and that Zazi stole the bluejins from him. After that, Khmyr accuses Gabriel of organizing child prostitution. Gabrielle admits that she works as a dancer in a night bar for homosexuals. When Khmyr begins to pester Marcelina, Gabrielle does not stand it, takes Khmyr by the collar and lowers him from the stairs.
Gabrielle goes down to the Cellar after Charles, who should take Zazi to the Eiffel Tower, and there is already Khmyr. In frustrated feelings, Gabrielle and Charles leave.
Mado brings lunch across the road to the shoemaker Podschaffe. He complains to him that Charles constantly delves into marriage announcements and does not want to notice her feelings for him. “Let's get together quickly, right there,“ on the steps of the castle, on the steps of the castle, ”you know how the song is sung?” - she says, and adds: “I should invite him somehow for dinner. Do you think he will go? ”, After which he returns back to the Cellar. Bloke leaves from Turandot, trying to start a conversation with Podshaffe, they quarrel.
Charles takes Gabriel and Zazi to the Eiffel Tower. On the way, Zazi is trying to find out what “homosexuality” is (she heard how Khmyr called uncle “homosexualism”).
Gabrielle, Charles and Zazi admire the panorama of Paris from the Eiffel Tower. Gabrielle declares that he is dizzy from a height and runs away to wait for friends below. After a few minutes, Charles came down (they and Zazi had an unpleasant conversation about Charles’s repressed “sessionality” and attractiveness), escaped into his taxi and drove off. Gabrielle is lost in thought and aloud gives a monologue about the transience of things. During the monologue, tourists gather around him, mistaking him for the second guide of their group. Here Fyodor Balanovich (an acquaintance of Gabriel) appears and begins to collect his group of tourists on a bus for a trip to Saint-Chapelle (the pearl of Gothic art). Tourists refuse to go without their new idol, and Gabrielle and Zazi join the tour. The girl is against traveling with "these mattresses" and after the bus got into traffic jams, the heroes run away.
Zazi continues to torture, tweaks and even hits Gabriel ankle-deep, trying to figure out what “homosexual” means. For Gabriel stands a random spectator of what is happening - widow A’votya. A taxi suddenly appears, packed with tourists who miraculously caught up with Gabriel. Uncle is stuffed in a taxi, Zazi stays with the widow on the bench. At the cries of the widow, a police officer, Khvadzazad, approaches. They decide to go to Saint-Sharpel, to rescue the "stolen" uncle. After several unsuccessful attempts to stop passing cars, Khvizazad is lucky, and the three of them get into a car that is heading to Saint-Charpel. On the way, they crash into the bus of Fedor Balanovich.
On the terrace of the Café Two Palaces, they find Gabriel, who continues to preach to tourists and at the end of his speech invites them to their gay bar to watch his number. Khvazzad and A’vota disappear for lack of corpus delicti. They agree to meet later at the Spheroid beer hall after Khvizazad changes into civilian clothes. Already already in love with him.
Balanovich and Gabrielle decide to take a gamble - instead of the chic restaurant planned by the travel agency, lead the tourists to dinner at a pub on Turbigo Boulevard, and divide the remaining money. During a dinner in a pub, a widow with a policeman joins them - coincidentally, Khvizazad made an appointment with the widow in the very restaurant where the tourists, Gabrielle, Zazi and Balanovich came.
Gabrielle calls Mado Knuckle-Baby and asks Marcelina to come to the show. Mado and Charles decide to get married a few minutes before. “For your now legal fuck,” Turandot proclaims a toast. Gabrielle invites everyone to her Old Pawnshop bar.
Podschaffe, Madeleine, Turandot, Charles and the Zelenund parrot are loaded into the car and drive to the Old Pawnshop. At the entrance they are met by a doorman, who sincerely marvels, “Bird, what of these, too?”
At this time, Marcelina, the wife of Gabriel, wakes up from the rustle and rattle coming from the front door. Khmyr enters, who declares to her that he fell in love with her in the morning and expects immediate reciprocity from her. It turns out that Khmyr and Khvazzad are the same person. Khmyr admits that he has many names, and he likes to change clothes and play different roles. At that moment, when he is distracted, Marcelin runs away through the window.
Khvazzad again disguised as a policeman and went to guard the heroes at the exit from the "Old Pawnshop." Enthusiastic tourists are taken away by Balanovich, Charles and Madeline leave for home. Gabrielle, Zazi, Podshaffe, Turandot, the widow A’votya and quietly joining them, Khvazazad go to the cafe. Podshaffe recognizes Khmir in Khvizazade. To the screams of the company, policemen appear, who accuse those gathered in the Lunar Galdezha, a destructive wreck and midnight whine. A little later, a second patrol with a van appears and takes the first patrol and Khmyr, dressed as a policeman.
